Nathalie Emmanuel Bikini Beautiful on a Yacht

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bill-swift - July 17, 2015

The question I get asked more than any other, well, besides a general schedule of when I might return basketball pumps borrowed in 2011 and such, is how close I am to affording my dream yacht. The S.S. Tittyhawk. I can't give specifics, but if you consider two-percent of the way there to be solid progress, then I can almost already taste the sea air in my face as I'm cruising past eighteen knots off the coast of St. Tropez. I have no idea how fast eighteen knots is. Let's make it twenty. I go vroom.

We were in heaven when we finally saw Nathalie Emmanuel sans top in the Game of Thrones (EgotasticAllStars)

One of my first yacht companions will be the blessedly curvaceous and sweetly hot Nathalie Emmanuel of Game of Thrones fame. Nathalie really deserves so much more attention in her little bikinis and as my vessel will have auto-pilot as well as hot nekkid Swedish lady pilot, I should have the resources to lavish Nathalie with attention. Just look at how perfect she appears on this somebody's else's idiot boat whilst on vacation. Now imagine how she'll look as the maidenhead on my mighty sloop. I wish Hemingway were still alive to write my story. Nathalie, pick up the global sat phone. It's me. Please accept the charges. Enjoy.

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