brian-mcgee - August 22, 2018
Pussy Posse for life? Maybe not, y'all!
David Blaine is definitely pulling a move straight out of fellow PP'er Leo DiCaprio's playbook by taking his new fling Naomi Campbell out on his boat. Sure, we all laughed when he collapsed in tears after holding his breath for five days or whatever, but dude definitely gets the last laugh.
Naomi Campbell's still looking good, but crazy don't change, and Blaine needs to know this. Bitch is cray. I gotta look out for my PP'ers, yo.
I'm glad that no matter how old David Blaine gets, I'm still amazed by his magic tricks. I guess I'm a sucker for illusions. Not sure how he pulled this one off, but I'm glad that he's gone back to conventional trickery and is no longer basically a guy performing feats of strength for no discernible reason.
David, when you get a second, give big ups to Lukas and Tobey and especially Leo. Remind him about that night we got drunk and bothered women with our boorish, misogynistic behavior. He'll remember. I know it happened a lot, but he'll know the one I mean. He doesn't know the one I mean? That's weird, I found it pretty memorable. Wait a second, why are you reading this? You're not David Blaine! Who are you? How the hell did you get in here?
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