Mr. Skin $99 Lifetime Special Back Just for Memorial Day Weekend!

Dreams do come true, if only you believe. Also wait. And hope. And the gods of celebrity nudity are good to you as they are to me. It's been since last year that our friends at Mr. Skin have agreed to run their $99 Lifetime special. Only the best deal on the face of the planet. Like, less than the cost of a one year membership. But you get it for forever. No re-bills. Ever! It's literally a steal. Of daily content and libraries into infinity of the hottest most naked women to ever appear on camera. Yeah, only that. Act now.

The Mr. Skin $99 Lifetime Special. This is the time to pull the trigger. The love trigger. Eww. Seriously, this is an amazing deal.