Miss Great Britain Poppy Haskell’s Sextastic Looks For Her Upcoming Skin-Filled Calendar

Miss Great Britain also needs to be nominated and win the title of Miss Great Scott because that’s all I’m able to repeat over and over after seeing a babe like her. Poppy Haskell is hot with an exclamation point at the end. A period or any other punctuation wouldn’t do her enough justice. As a matter of fact, anyone coming up with adjectives to describe Poppy should use three exclamation points at the end, every time. Just to be on the safe side.

I’m glad to see such an honorable woman enjoys spending her time at the beach in a bikini like common folk. It’s pretty standard to for someone’s head to become a bit inflated when you’re insanely attractive. Plus she’s practically royalty. She could show up anywhere in a luxurious outfit and just let everyone guess how hot she would look in a bikini. But thankfully she cared enough to spare everyone’s imagination from running off. Because I know mine sure would have been. It now allows me to focus on more important daydreams concerning her. Like what she would look like in a bikini while eating ice cream inside of a giant cake. That’s the real 64 thousand dollar question.

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