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Miranda Kerr WonderBody Used to Pimp the WonderBras

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bill-swift - November 5, 2014

Here's an idea. If you're selling bras and panties, why not get one of the hottest women in the entire world with an outrageously hot body to make your undergarments look simply stellar? There, I just saved you an untold amount of money on marketing and advertising ideating and social influencing and brainstorming. Voila. Hot bodies equal hot bras.

Miranda Kerr has been doing might fine for herself since leaving the Victoria's Secret stables, picking up numerous key lingerie modeling contracts because she's simply one of the finest lingerie models in the world. Simply perfect. She's currently putting the wonder in Wonderbra, making every bit of underwear look like it was painted on by Michelangelo, which is my porn stage name for those not in the know. I'm not business genius, but I'm a boobs and butt genius and I know Miranda Kerr is going to boost sales among women and some other kinds of boosting among men I can't mention explicitly because this is a family friendly site. Enjoy.


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