Miranda Kerr Sweats to Perfect Her Outer MILF

Beauty may indeed be only skin deep; in which case I'd like the job of patting down the beautiful parts of super hottie model Miranda Kerr after a lengthy gym workout. Is it too much to imagine that her sweat tastes like melted gum drops? Maybe more like eye candy, as in the lust-inducing Miranda Kerr in workout gear all heated and chest-heaving walking out of a private gym. Let's face it, MILF bodies aren't just born, they have to be made, even with a genetic gold medal heads start. Lots of hard work. Therefore, I've stocked up on towels, Miranda. Well, not so much towels as my little sleeping blankies that I will use to gently dab your sweaty skin, then clutch to my nose as I lay asleep in the fetal position with dreams of one extraordinarily hot mama. Enjoy.