ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS: Miranda Kerr To Come Back In Bikini Shape

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bill-swift - December 24, 2010

Dear Santa,

You know I've harped on this all year, well, at least half a year since the epically sexy Miranda Kerr let Mr. foppish prettyboy slip his seed past her garden gates, but I need Miranda back in bikini shape by the summer of next year. I'm pretty sure the future of our world, if not my happy shower alone time, is dependent upon this comeback.