elliot-wolf - May 12, 2018
Ana ana bobana, fe fi fo fanna, Ms. Montana’s body is absolutely bananas if I do say so myself. I’ve seen the impossible happen in my life but this here has me thinking I really am a monkey’s uncle. Ana Montana is more attractive than the promise of a lifetime supply of free gasoline to help get you wherever you have got to go. But I wouldn’t need any gasoline after seeing her because the only place I want to go after knowing a woman like her exists is straight to her heart. And for that a man doesn’t need gasoline or that fancy talking Google maps. I’d just need a little alone time with her to tell her how I feel.
Ana looks so good I’m sure it’s illegal in several states. She’s so hot she could cause a multiple car pile up on any interstate if a traveler saw her along side of the road. It would be impossible to fix your eyes on anything else after seeing a sight so beautiful. So not only is she hot, but she’s also dangerous. Like how every rose has thorns. Her friends are just as hot too. I wouldn't mind owning a bouquet of all of them.
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