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Mariah Carey Struggles Too With Revenge

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Lex Jurgen - November 29, 2016

Success is the best revenge. Some guy said that. Ex-girlfriends understand that mounting your best friend remains the unmatched vengeance play. The superior plotters will do so while wearing your shirts they refuse to return.

Somewhere between your teens and your 40's, a woman might consider updating her break-up repertoire. Mariah Carey isn't doing it quite right since being dumped by the awkward Australian billionaire. First, the quickie Microsoft template invoice for fifty million. That registered poorly in popular opinion when even street whores found the gross billing rather cynical. Carey followed up quickly with a hot and heavy romance with a cougar cub dancer, being sure to be spotted all over each other coming in and out of popular nightspots. It was all his makeout sessions with other men inside the clubs that blew that ruse. The last resort, holiday shopping in tops you pulled out of the closet from nineteen and trying to catch a break in the business years. You feeling the burn yet, Packer? 

The glass ceiling is littered with the timidity of women who couldn't bring themselves to go down to Mexico and get wasted and fuck a bunch of straight dudes to get over a split. The alternative is more eating. Consider a size up in shirts.

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