Mariah Carey, Please Don’t

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bill-swift - November 6, 2009

I'm not going to say Mariah Carey's fat, but I am going to say it's going to take a whole hell of a lot of Photoshop to fix everything that's going on here. So much, in fact, that we might suffer a Photoshop shortage. But it doesn't look like Mariah's been seeing a shortage of anything. Especially not the cheeseburgers. Now, is there some way I can un-see these Mariah Carey swimsuit pictures?

Oh, and by the way, Mariah Carey is fat.

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