aldo-vallon - August 25, 2018
I go apeshit for plaid patterned anything. Doesn’t matter if it is a skirt, shirt, or pants. There does not even need to be a woman wearing it. A guaranteed way for a man getting a compliment from me is for them to have a plaid tie or jacket, but never both at the same time because that looks tacky.
The reason I bring this up is because when I saw Maisie wearing those trousers I got tunnel vision and didn’t even recognize what the other women were wearing. Maisie looks so good that I never want to see her out of them. Even if I had the chance to get intimate I would just take my chances with working through the zipper. That could lead to catastrophe, but that should emphasize just how much I like this pattern.
If you thought it would be awkward to have EMS show up to your door because you caught your frank and beans in your own zipper, think about how weird it would be to get it caught in someone else’s zipper. It would be a very classy way of letting people know that you have sex, so there’s that.
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