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Madison Beer Dresses as a Sexy Maid for Halloween

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Mitch Jablonski - October 31, 2019

I find it hard to believe that Madison Beer is 20 years old because she looks like she's pushing thirty. That doesn't mean she's not sexy or a spinster or in any way unattractive, she just doesn't look like she was born the same month The Matrix was released. I don't know if she's just been living hard or spent too much time in the sun or wears too much bronzer or some combination of all of that, but Madison Beer truly looks more like she was born the same month Tim Burton's Batman was released.

None of this is to say that Madison Beer isn't god damned sexy, because she is, I just don't buy that she's only 20. It's one of those Courtney Stodden things. Am I supposed to believe she's only, what, like 23? Give me a break. Once you become a parent, you get a lot better at gauging people's ages, and nothing about Madison Beer screams that she was born a mere nine months before the year 2000.

I suppose that ultimately works in her favor, as she doesn't have to worry about getting carded for beer or smokes. Looking older than you actually are can be a good thing in a lot of ways, but I do worry what age she's going to look when she actually turns 30.

Photos courtesy of Mega Agency



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