editor - May 19, 2010
In Wednesdays Page Six, the New York Post will reportedly expose an embarrassing secret about MacGruber. They'll say that, before becoming a spy, he wanted to be a naked model. He's a very sensual man and his chemistry with the camera is electrifying, but he didn't make it because his penis was only average size. And then they'll mention these pictures.
But since "waiting for Wednesday" sounds like some faggity Oprah book about kids with cancer, here are the pictures they'll be talking about. As a powerful Hollywood insider, I was able to get them from a secret source. I'm so happy! Everything is going exactly as planned! My goal is to make Tyler the internets premiere destination for full frontal naked pictures of men.
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