Luke Skywalker Is A Straight Up Murderer

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bill-swift - November 20, 2015

One of the biggest mysteries about the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens is where the F is Luke. We know he's in the movie but we haven't seen him in any of the trailers or posters. Is he in hiding? Did he turn to the Dark Side? No one who hasn't signed a non-disclosure agreement knows. We usually think of Han Solo as the bigger badass and in many ways that's true. On the other hand as far as body counts, Luke is a straight up thug. For a benevolent space wizard he dispatches an awful lot of fools in a blood thirsty manner. It doesn't even make him flinch. He stays at peace, nay, is excited when he kills hundreds of thousands in the Death Star. This fan supercut of all of Luke's kills estimates that Luke ended the lives of nearly 400,000 souls.

War is hell, even fake war...even Star Wars. Still, 400,000? That's messed up. 

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