Celebrities are a Bunch of Clowns

If you thought celebrities were scary before, check them out in Clown makeup. Eesh. (CityRag)

Christina Aguilera without her red lipstick is like a prostitute without her red lipstick. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kevin Federline gets a haircut, a shave, and a new suit, and looks strangely normal. Creepy. (Pink is the New Blog)

Still, that doesn't mean K-Fed won't sell stories of Britney Spears to the tabloids. (CelebNewsWire)

Jaime Pressly says no to sex tapes. (IDLYITW)

Quick! Get your very own "Namibia is for Lovers" T-shirt, before they're all gone. (Goldenfiddle)

Jennifer Lopez's front bump is starting to match her back bump. (Just Jared)

Elizabeth Taylor is not senile. She's just crazy. (DListed)

Jared Leto is not gay. Just in case you were wondering. (Popsugar)

Emma Watson is a Superhero! (Yeeeah!)

How can you tell that Conan O'Brien is really a genius? Two words: Jar Barf. (Popoholic)

Hugh Jackman has officially adopted his daughter. (A Socialite's Life)

Star Jones and Al Reynolds won't last. (Hollywood Rag)

Spongebob Squarepants: head-banging Death Metal singer. (CollegeHumor)