Enough Tom Cruise Links to Make You Want to Shoot Yourself in the Head. Twice.

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bill-swift - March 29, 2006

But first, Jennifer Love Hewitt opts for charity instead of nudity. Grr. (Hollywood Tuna)

Just in case you were wondering, yes, Tom Cruise is still batshit crazy. (A Socialite's Life)

And if that weren't enough, apparently, Katie Holmes needs to shut the fuck up while giving birth, or else Tom Cruise won't be very happy. (IDLYITW)

But wait, there's more... Did Nicole Kidman dump Keith Urban because Tom Cruise told her to? (DListed)

We're still undure as to whether or not Britney Spears is pregnant. That's right. She's just fat. (Pink is the New Blog)

I don't think the way to make Ocean's 13 (yes, they're making a new one) better is by adding an old chick like Ellen Barkin. (Popsugar)

Christina Aguilera still looks like a blow-up doll. (Hollywood Rag)

Nicole Richie isn't happy about what Kevin Smith said about her. (Just Jared)

You probably don't want to know this, but Kevin Federline has chosen a title for his new "album." (Best Week Ever)

And leave it Pamela Anderson to slut it up when it counts. (Taxi Driver)

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