Michelle Obama She Ain’t

Tyra Banks wants to be First Lady. More like First Tranny. (Pink is the New Blog)

There will never be a better ass than Jessica Alba's. (CollegeHumor)

Jenna Jameson might be pregnant. That can't be a good thing. (DListed)

Tara Reid is looking for a roommate. (PopSugar)

Rachael Taylor is so pretty. (Popoholic)

Paris Hilton responds to John McCain. (Celebslam)

Katie Holmes won't stop with the rolled-up jeans. (Just Jared)

Madonna out and about with dauhter, Lourdes. (IDLYITW)

Blake Lively is your fashion disaster of the day. (Socialite Life)

Suri Cruise in the year 2026. (CityRag)

Lindsay Lohan's dad won't walk her don the aisle if she marries Samantha Ronson. Even though she won't. (Hollywood Rag)

Heidi Fleiss got her hair done. She also needs to get her face done. (Popbytes)