Now Throw Away the Key

Paris Hilton is finally in jail. And she had to take out her hair weave. (Pink is the New Blog)

Kim Kardashianis got back. (Hollywood Tuna)

Lindsay Lohan, side boob, and fake tan. Classic. (CollegeHumor)

Big Brother's Imogen Thomas: Topless! (ZOO)

You'll love this Anchorman and 300 mashup. (eBaum's World)

Ice T's wife, CoCo, shows off her fake boobs. (DListed)

Mary-Kate Olsen does the big sweater and high-heels look. (PopSugar)

Why hasn't Nicole Richie's license been suspended yet? (IDLYITW)

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner head out to the ball game. (Just Jared)

Her face may be busted, but Cameron Diaz has some hot legs. (Popoholic)

Did Jay-Z finally propose to Beyonce? (A Socialite's Life)

Danny Bonaduce really needs to put his shirt on. Really. (CityRag)

Who the hell would want decorating tips from Victoria Beckham? (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton is a terrorist! (Defamer)