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bill-swift - January 3, 2006

Mariah Carey is a fatty-fatty fat-fat. (Hollywood Tuna)

How come Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson don't have some clever celebrity nickname? What do you think: Brilson or Radam? I like Radam. Cuz it's rad! (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn get all huggy-kissy in public. (Perez Hilton)

Nicole Richie is nothing but bones and sunglasses. (Hollywood Rag)

Baby Federline is gonna be a fat kid. Better stop feeding him the Cheetos. (Pink is the New Blog)

Christina Applegate is dating a fisherman-slash-aspiring-photographer. Way to have standards Christina! (Popsugar)

The reason Jessica Alba hasn't been nominated for an Oscar is not because of the roles she's in. It's because she can't act. (Yeeeah!)

Jordan defies the laws of physics in her new workout video. (Dlisted)

Some Tara Reid bikini pics too. (IDLYITW)

Well, that's not quite how my New Year's went... (CityRag)

If you want to be famous, you'd better get yourself a celebrity sibling or spouse. (Jossip)

Hey Lindsay, cocaine is not good for you. Really, you should cut that shit out. (Goldenfiddle - and get his rad t-shirt too. Cuz it's rad!)

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