Sexy Soldiers and Screech Sex Tapes

Jessica Biel is by far the sexiest soldier I've ever seen. (Popoholic)

Jessica Alba with bad hair is still Jessica Alba. (Hollywood Tuna)

Screech has a sex tape. Yeah, that Screech. (CollegeHumor)

Anna Nicole Smith got screwed by her lawyer. Literally. (Pink is the New Blog)

Kate Moss has a little something on up her nose. (IDLYITW)

Clay Aiken's fans are really weird. (DListed)

Terrell Owens attempted to committ suicide. (A Socialite's Life)

Are George Clooney and Renee Zellweger back together? (Popsugar)

Beyonce's got milk. (Just Jared)

Tyra Banks is looking a bit "puffy" this year on America's Next Top Model. (CityRag)

Martha Stewart listens to Eminem songs. I guess prison really did a number on her. (Hollywood Rag)

Orlando Bloom gets weirded out when kissing girls. (CelebNewsWire)

Alec Baldwin sounds like a real Asshole. (Celebrity Nation)