Chicas Muy Calientes

Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek are some bad ass Bandidas. (Popoholic)

Jessica Biel keeps it all covered up at the beach. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jake Gyllenhaal goes for a bike ride, with very tight shorts. (Pink is the New Blog)

Britney Spears vs. Us Weekly: Fight! (Jossip)

No, Superman is not gay. (IDLYITW)

50 Cent's sage advice: "Everyone should use a condom, because more drinking will also cause more baby population." (A Socialite's Life)

Madonna is a shill for H&M. (Just Jared)

James Brown really does think it's a man's world. (DListed)

Hilary Swank divorced Chad Lowe because of his drug use. (Popsugar)

Jordan is hardly an angel. (Hollywood Rag)

The gossip that was, one year hence. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton is still a retard. Find out what it is this time. (CelebNewsWire)

Looks like Microsoft CEO Steve Balmer has always been batshit crazy. (CollegeHumor)