Things is Slow

I'm not 100% sure who Lucy Clarkson is, but I'm willing to learn. (Hollywood Tuna)

Trent lists his favourite music of the year. (Pink is the New Blog)

Miu lists celebrities most deserving of a Bitch Slap. (A Socialite's Life)

Looks like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are gonna be getting married for reals this time. When? Soon...ish. (Perez Hilton)

Michael Jackson lied to get his kids' passports? Can this freak do anything right? (Hollywood Rag)

Okay, so that guy in the speedo with Ricky Martin was actually his half-brother. But that doesn't mean Ricky's not gay, 'cause, you know, he is. (Just Jared)

Apparently, Eva Longoria doesn't know that it's alright to make fun of people from your own country. (Yeeeah!)

Pamela Anderson brngs the holiday cheer. (CityRag)

Bird vs. Plane: Bird wins. Sorta. Oprah is not happy. (Glitterati)

A nice roundup of holiday-time boobage. (CelebNewsWire)