bill-swift - November 29, 2010
Apparently, when rehab consists of jewelry shopping, smoking, and sleeping til noon, it's pretty damn relaxing! I've got to get me an addiction, I mean, outside of lusting for madly hot sexy celebrities which takes up approximately 99% of my waking hours. I will be honest, these court-ordered weeks of repentance in Palm Desert seem to be doing wonders for Lindsay Lohan, the once great ginger hottie who we all hope will return to previous sextastic form. The world needs more big-boobed celebrities flying commando under sail; though we'll have to find her another precursor for upskirts and nipple slips as classic Lindsay Lohan mind-altering binges are probably off the table for at least a couple of months, or until the ankle bracelet battery fails. Enjoy.