Lindsay Lohan Lockdown, Headed Back to the Slammer

The judge today sent Lindsay Lohan packing her bags for the Big House (of slippery awesome lesbionic soapy time fun just like in the movies!) on a sentence of 30 days and ordered her to finish her community service at the County Morgue where even the cadavers stood up and insisted Lindsay fix her meth-y teeth.

Of course, celebrity justice being what it is, looks like Lindsay might only service a total of six days in the pen. Shouldn't delay her Playboy shoot for too long.

Read all about the judge's order sending Lindsay back to jailon TMZ.