bill-swift - October 16, 2006
If the thought of Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson together in the same movie wasn't enough for you, how about Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley... playing lesbian lovers!? Yeah, I thought that might get your attention. According to The Sun, the two will be starring in a new movie, about Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, in which they play women who are sexually attracted to each other.
But don't go getting your knickers in a twist just yet. The likelihood of seeing any girl on girl action is probably slim at best. Why is that? Well, the movie was written my Keira's mother.
It's not clear whether the girls give into their lust and, even if they do, the film's writer might not let things gets too steamy.
That's because the movie was penned by Sharman MacDonald, aka Keira's mum.
Lindsay told MTV: "Keira is older than me, but she kind of has a mysterious relationship with my lover and there's somewhat of a lesbian undertone."
The movie's plot revolves around the poet and his wife Caitlin, and a real-life incident in which her childhood friend Vera Phillips, played by Keira, and her future husband open fire on Dylan's home with a machine gun and a hand grenade.
So, what you basically have here is the stuff of male masturbatory fantasy, that will likely stay a fantasy for the foreseeable future. Yes, the thought of a Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley lesbian sex scene, or even just a kiss, for that matter is probably enough to get any guy going, but the chances of seeing that are a long shot at best.
Still, it doesn't hurt to pray. So pray. Pray like you've never prayed before...
And, no, that isn't Keira Knightley that Lindsay Lohan is kissing, it's Rumer Willis, but there is a bit of a resemblance, and that's good enough for the purposes of this post. More pictures after the jump.