LESBIONICS ALERT: Miley Cyrus Candids Contine to Hit the Web

Before we start blowing the latest round of Miley Cyrus self-published web photos into some sort of muff-diving controversy, be aware that the boobacious bleach-toe head with her in these lesbionic leaning pictures is her assistant. Oh, also be aware that the last time I asked my assistant Gretchen to get near my midsection with her tongue she got near my jewel sack with her foot and 60 psi of pissed off. I guess Miley hires better, because her assistant seems ready to pleasure-dominate her into some serious baby play fetish joy (I just read about that this weekend; and, yes, I'm enjoying my bottles). Oh, by the way, the next time somebody tells me, 'That can't be Miley, she wouldn't take those kinds of pictures' I'm going to wet my diaper with laughter! Enjoy.

For a rundown on this enjoyably deviant turn of events for the barely legal Miley Cyrus, check out the story from our friends at The Superficial.

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