Lemmy Didn’t Drink Milk

We continue our celebration of the life of the great Lemmy Kilmister with the last thing he ever did which was, inexplicably, an ad for a Finnish dairy. In it, Lemmy informs us that he's never drunk milk and he never will. He took that promise to the grave. I don't imagine that many healthy things went into that body. He probably ate nothing but cheeseburgers and washed it all down with whiskey while chain smoking unfiltered cigarettes. Still, he lived to be 70 which is a pretty decent age to live to. Frankly, I don't want to see 90 and be all decrepit. I'd rather go out while I'm still as badass as I can be.

First Lemmy dies and now David Bowie. So far I am not impressed with 2016.