aldo-vallon - June 15, 2018
Through my extensive research in trying to figure out just who the hell Lateysha Grace is, which required an entire five minutes on Wikipedia, I learned that nipple reductions exist. I cannot imagine a surgery such as this gets all that much exposure, so I feel it is my duty to society to bring it to light.
Apparently there are some women out there who are so self-conscious about the size of their areolas that they are willing to go under the knife to get them reduced.
I have to say, gents, this is a big failure on our parts. It is our faults that these women are doing something as silly as minimizing the second most important part of the boob. So in honor of all the pink frisbees that have fallen due to us burying our true feelings about them, please take a moment to send a text to that special someone in your life. Let them know just how much you appreciate their pepperoni nipples.
If women keep on self-imposing this sick form of modification upon their nips then we may need magnifying glasses in the future just to find where they are. I have a hard enough time finding other parts of the female anatomy, so there is no need to add another to the list.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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