Kylie Jenner Cheeky Thong Caught in Changing Room

Let me be the first to say how outraged I am that a photographer would track the walking teen sexualized billboard that is Kylie Jenner into a retail store and snap photos of her bare bottom squatting in a thong in a dressing room. That seems outrageous. I personally feel super sorry for the person who accidentally shoots my ass while changing. Though I can't imagine I've ever done a squat so deep in my life before, certainly never in a thong.

As a girl who spends her virtual school days mostly shopping and lunching and texting, Kylie's become something of an object d' daily photos for photographers who know that a shot of the super curvy teen Kardashian daughter doing the family exhibitionist thing is sure to bring in buyers. I know. I'm one one of them. C'mon, that's a keepsake right there. Go take your moral decay of American teen whining elsewhere. I'm doing a little retail ogling therapy. Bless you, Kylie. You know not what you do, but you do it so very well. Just kidding, you were raised to know. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI