Kirsten Dunst Looks Like a Stripper

I really don't know what happened to Kirsten Dunst. She used to be at the top of my list. That list being the list of celebrities I would never "get with." Now, however, Kirsten's been letting the world know that her beauty is thanks to a heavy layer of airbrushing. She's become so gnarly, in fact, that she is getting mistaken for local L.A. strippers.

According to FemaleFirst, Kirsten Dunst was approached on the street in L.A. by a fifty-something-year-old man who asked if he could lick whipped cream off her naked body.

According to onlookers, Dunst started to walk away after the man made his illicit request, and he was allegedly overheard saying: "Wait. What's the matter? I come to watch you dance every weekend."




When the 23-year-old star confronted him about what he had said the embarrassed guy apologised, explaining he had mistaken her for a local stripper.




A source is quoted by Britain's Daily Sport newspaper as saying: "Kirsten asked him what he was talking about and he said he'd confused her with a stripper from a nearby club."

Anyway, after looking at these pictures, I definitely wouldn't want to lick anything off of Kirsten Dunst's naked body. That girl has gone down hill, man. Down. Hill.