Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian Sears Lingerie Ad Wins First Prize at Air Brushing Awards

It's not that the Kardashian sisters, the elder sisters I mean, and not all of them exactly or precisely, but the two that you can't hear coming toward you from twenty clicks away, not that they aren't kind of hot.

In fact, if you could afford them, you'd be the unmarried dad of their bastard kids or cuckolded purse carrying show piece husband likely as well. But the fact is, c'mon, now, Sears, the place where I do buy all my power tools and intimate lingerie items, let's be real about this air-brushing thing.

If the girls can't be slim and trim naturally through their amphetamine riddled diet powder brand, then drop the air-brushers back in the ad graphics department, or at least put them on some restrictions because this toning and shaping by way of Photoshop business is just kind of silly. Enjoy.