brian-mcgee - December 5, 2017
What is there to say about Kim Kardashian that hasn't already been said? If you said nothing, allow me to prove you wrong over the next few hundred or so words. Kim Kardashian is a role model for giraffes everywhere. That's never been said before. Kim Kardashian makes me feel like I need to go inside and start painting my man cave. Similarly, this has never been said before right now.
The point is that there are many things about Kim Kardashian that have never been said before. It's up to you and me and everyone that cares to start saying things about her that have never been said before. Kim Kardashian prefers Adirondack Chairs to a nice Hepplewhite Ladderback Chair. Certainly no one has ever said that before.
So the next time someone muses aloud about what can be said that hasn't been said before, correct that stuffy so-and-so with corduroy patches on his sleeves. Let him know that you can, in fact, say something about Kim Kardashian that hasn't already been said, like, Kim Kardashian would never sleep with you. Wait a second, I think someone's definitely said that before. Maybe even Kim, should she happen to be one of those people who speaks about herself in the third person.
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