Kim Kardashian Is All Ass

Here's Kim Kardashian at some party in the Hamptons this past weekend, and it looks like she is intent on crushing people's heads with her ginormous ass. From her skin tight dress, to her apparent lack of anything resembling underwear, and a zipper seam that runs up her butt crack, the only thing keeping that ass from smacking people in the face is a few taut ribbons of white fabric.

Of course, depending on what kind of club this is, that's either a good thing, or a bad thing, but from the way Kim is posing on that stage, I don't think it's the classiest place in the world. Also, I believe Michael Lohan is there, if that's any indication.

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