bill-swift - November 30, 2010
Boobs of a feather, flock together, and, oh, how Kelly Brook and her amazing fun bags really make this avian dress something to remember for the ages. A week without Kelly Brook hotness is like a year without, well, somebody less sexy than Kelly Brook, which is most everybody else, because this recently birthday'd cleavetastic wonder just keeps making a strong offer for the title of Hottest Celebrity Alive. I hate to use superlatives, but let's just say that I'm carefully evaluating her credentials. In a private room. With Night Ranger on my boombox turned way up loud. Leave me alone, mom!