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Keith Richards To Stop Cock Watching Mick Jagger

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elliot-wolf - March 7, 2018

It’s weird when another man is concerned about what your penis has been up to. Mick Jagger is accomplished and a legend, if his love muscle still works at the tender age of 73 he should be able to freely spread his seeds wherever he pleases without being chastised. Especially if the harsh comments are from another man using the tired excuse of “won’t someone think about the kids.” Fortunately Kieth Richards finally came to his senses and apologized for behaving like a chatty Patty. What happened to the days when men high-fived each other for procreating with pretty women past their prime. Instead of offering Mick advice on what he should do with his dick, maybe Keith should’ve offered him a cold brew and a congratulations. It’s an honor to join Billy Joel and others in the “still making kids late in life” club.

Keith Richards gets a little snippy in WSJ. Magazine's March Men's Style Issue. Mick Jagger, who welcomed his eighth child at age 73, is "a randy old bastard," the Rolling Stones guitarist says. "It's time for the snip—you can't be a father at that age. Those poor kids!" After the magazine's interview was published online and went viral, Richards issued a statement to E! News. "I deeply regret the comments I made about Mick in the WSJ., which were completely out of line," the rocker said. I have of course apologized to him in person."

Mick in his elderly age could probably provide a better lifestyle for his children than the average guy who happened to be too lazy to pull out. The most alarming information here is how familiar Richards is with Jagger’s junk. It’s almost like jealously. Bro code strictly prohibits knowing the size or girth of a friend or acquaintance, but somehow Keith knows Mick has a tiny penis and wrote about it in his memoir. We now know who was staring when Jagger rocked out with his cock out.

Photo Credit: Mick's model daughter, Georgia May Jagger from Instagram 



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