bill-swift - June 11, 2016
Kate Upton turned turned twenty-four today. I feel like I've known her for seven lifetimes. Or at least been having happy private time thinking about her bouncy funbags for that same duration. So young and already contributed to much to politely prurient society. On this day of her birth anniversary, let us extol the eyeball blessing virtues of this blonde bombshell who has used her own God given assets to give so much to so many. I could ask for naked, but this is her birthday, so let's table that for tomorrow.