Kate Hudson Red Hot Cleavage For Campari

Let's start out by admitting on behalf of Campari that their calendar photos aren't what they used to be when they used to be more risque and European styled. Such is the nature of how the pendulum swings in regards to sexuality and the fine female form in this silly Puritanical laden world where the myth of the dangerous nipple remains prevalent. That being said, the liquor company remains committed to annually producing a scintillating bit of calendar fun views, in this case selecting Kate Hudson to look like a million damn 2016 dollars in their new edition.

Kate stands out in red, with some special thanks to her intense workouts of late and a dedication to being one of the hottest moms on her block. I certainly envy the neighbor boy who walks into her home to find Kate sipping on a Campari and soda in her red little number. That would be the day you remember first becoming a man. Shazam. It happens just like that. Thanks, Ms. Hudson. Yes, I would like some milk with my cookies. Actually, make it a double Campari. I think I have a chest hair. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Campari Calendar

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