brian-mcgee - January 29, 2018
When you do yoga as much as Julianne Hough does yoga, I imagine there comes a time when you decide it'll just be easier to have a pair of yoga pants permanently painted on. I can't think of any other reason why these yoga pants would look so impossibly tight other than that they're painted on. Or perhaps tattooed on in a new fashion trend.
None of this stuff is outside the realm of possibility any more. I feel like I could have easily made a joke about Julianne Hough painting on yoga pants ten years ago and everyone would have understood that I was kidding. With all the weird stuff out there in this day and age, however, it's not completely far fetched, but I will confess that I meant it in jest. I know she didn't paint them on because you can't see her zorch.
Well, you kinda can, which I guess calls the whole thing back into question. It was a joke. A bad joke. But not so bad that it couldn't be true. It's just one of those things we're all gonna have to ponder for a little while longer.
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