Julianne Hough Broke a Sweat and We’re Reaping All the Benefits

I've never understood the appeal of Julianne Hough, I mean, apart from the obvious. Sure, she's a hot chick with a great body, but she's a bland screen presence who has fallen completely flat in everything I've seen her in, especially that awful movie Rock of Ages. Maybe it's the Mormon thing, I'm not sure, but there's something about her that seems like she was created in a lab more than born of a woman's womb.

It's possible she was created in a lab. I mean, for all we know, the Mormons are just cooking up test tube babies left and right inside that big church of theirs in Utah. Has anyone who is not a Mormon ever been inside? Probably not, which leads me to believe there's some sort of baby mill happening in there. I have no proof, just a hunch.

I suppose Julianne Hough could take it as a compliment that I think she was created in a lab. It means that she's attained a level of body perfection that's not often seen in humans. It's not necessarily meant as one, but I think she could take it as one if she were so inclined.

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