Joey King Short in Short Shorts at the Farmer’s Market

A short Joey King in short shorts at the farmer’s market is leaving me feeling short changed. Why wasn’t I invited to the greatest show on Earth. I mean absolutely no disrespect to the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey but holy cow can Joey King hold her own in that outfit. Who needs to see tigers jumping through hoops when you can grab some popcorn and watch Joey sift through some fresh vegetables and other fine products straight from the farm. She’s giving a new meaning to the phrase farm to table. Because I’d like to escort her from the farmer’s market to my kitchen table for dinner. It’d be the best date of her life.

I’m hoping that the man with the high-water trousers happens to be her brother. It would be such a disappointment if she had a boyfriend already. Because chances are he hasn’t worked on a farm a day in his life. And if she has a proclivity for picking out fresh produce I’d be the best choice for a companion. We could cuddle and talk all about carrots. Or lay on the couch and discuss how to turn a cucumber into a dill pickle.

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