bill-swift - May 23, 2014
Polish model and reality TV star Joanna Krupa was...well...so sexy at OK Magazine's 'So Sexy' event in Los Angeles. Joanna wore a top that was basically a glorified bra. There was cleavage galore with its plunging neckline. Her amazing rack looked incredible. If only there were a way to make these pictures 3D so we could get the real effect of seeing them in person. Technology isn't there yet, but I'm sure some pervy sciency dudes are working on solving the 3D boob picture on the internet problem. Since the top was so small there is also some pretty spectacular bare-midriff action going on. Her stomach and back are the very definition of 'keeping it tight'. It's no surprise seeing as she does all that Dancing With The Stars stuff. That crap is hard work. That's one of the reasons I avoid dancing if I can. That and my having no sense of rhythm. Basically I look like a stomping Frankenstein's monster.
I bet Joanna is good though. She looks like the type of gal that has an innate sense of rhythm, if you know what I mean. Wait...what do I mean?