Jessica Alba, Yep, I Want to Fock Her Badly

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bill-swift - December 17, 2010

There's no way in heck (short of the promise of sexual activity) that I am going to see Little Fockers, but, I am going to take my sweet time ogling the super sextastic Jessica Alba on the red carpet for the premiere of the third installment of the tired movie series. She looks fine. She looks damn fine. She looks 'need to step behind this curtain here for a minute don't mind me' fine. There's something about this girl that just makes me want to start writing very bad poetry, folding it up into a little piece of paper, and inserting it into her sexy cleavage. So focking hot. Enjoy.

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