Janet Jackson: Worst. Breasts. Ever.

Okay, so Janet Jackson may have lost a ton of weight recently, which is comendable and all that, (though why she gained it in the first place, I still don't understand) but it looks as though in her haste to show off her newly fit figure, she seems to have forgotten that she has one of the worst boob jobs ever.

As if her Super Bowl incident wasn't bad enough, what with that crazy nipple ring, now she is making small children grown men everywhere cry at the sight of that hideous cleavage.

Please Janet, put them away. They're not flattering, and some of us just ate lunch.

More Janet Jackson cleavage pictures after the jump.