It’s Day Zero for ‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’; Let’s Get Our Live Action Guntastic On (VIDEO)

And lo, it arriveth. Here's Call of Duty again, righteously stomping its iron jackboots into the gonads of feeble, lesser games that might've actually wanted some sales any time soon.

Well, that's a little BS right there. Ghosts didn't live up to the popularity of Black Ops II, after all. But then that was an international cashtacular black hole (surpassed only by Grand Theft Auto V), so how could it? Besides, Activision had a convenient 'it was the transition to the next-gen consoles' excuse to blame the decline on, so their asses were covered.

Anywho, let's not dwell on the past. As grandma used to say, ‘stop dwelling on the mothereffin' past.' Here in the present, it's release day (Zero) for Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

And if you didn't think there'd be a fancy-ass new live action trailer coming at you to mark the occasion, you don't know Call of Duty very well. This one is full of all our favorite things: manly bravado, a sexy lady, explosions out the wazzoo and a horny goat. What more could you ask for on a Monday morning?

Nothing, that's what.