Is ‘Final Fantasy VII’ Being Remade at Last? Nope, Nuts to That

Damn it, Square Enix. A large portion of the world's gamertastic almost shat themselves there. So close, yet so far.

Ah, Final Fantasy VII. You're right up there in the Hall of Nerdly Fame, having your fancy-ass car valet-parked and trashing hotel rooms with the likes of Ocarina of Time and Metal Gear Solid. Sure, you might be one of those detractors who bitch about its overratedness, and why the hell not? Either way, it's a big freaking deal, and that's what matters.

For some time now, (some of) the world has been clamoring for a remake. There have been petitions, polls and all sorts of things. The more radical arm of Final Fantasy fandom has even broken into Square Enix's HQ in the witching hour and shat on the desks in protest. But nothing doing.

Said zealous fans are going to be extra pissed at this. At the PlayStation Experience keynote this weekend, it was announced that Final Fantasy VII was coming to PS4. As... a direct port of the recent PC version. Huzzah!

Via Kotaku.