elliot-wolf - April 11, 2018
Romee Strijd gives me a case of the jitters. Just looking at her makes me forget about everything else that may be going on at that moment. What kind of magic does this woman practice if she possesses the power to make a man come down with a temporary case of amnesia quicker than a jackrabbit sprinting on hot tar. The first time I laid eyes on Romee I just happened to be driving. It was both the worst day and best day of my life. On that particular day I became aware that such a spectacular looking woman existed. But after seeing her I also forgot to keep my eyes on the road and drove straight into a ditch. Totaled the vehicle I’d been working on for the entire summer. But I lived to tell about it so this pretty little lady being the cause of my car crash is a forgivable offense. The only thing she’s guilty of is being mesmerizing.
Strijd is almost too perfect to be real. It’s like she belongs on someone’s shoulder giving them good ideas, like the physical manifestations of a person’s conscience in the form of an angel in cartoons. Actually I’d really enjoy Romee dressed very fancily whispering great advice into my ear. I hope she can council me on how to get such a fine woman like herself to join me on a date.
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