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IGN Presents the Seven Outrageous, Ass-Probey Moments Censored From ‘South Park: The Stick of Truth’ (VIDEO)

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We're not sure how to break this to you, but here goes: there's some distinctly questionable stuff in South Park: The Stick of Truth. Just when you thought they'd cleaned up their act and desisted with the dick jokes, and/or scenes featuring Saddam Hussein taking it up the ass from Satan (thanks for that image, Bigger, Longer and Uncut).

Except nobody thought that, ever, because the day that happens is the day that South Park dies. As such, on the subject of appendages going where appendages don't belong, take a look above. As we saw last week, Matt and Trey have prepared a little snark for the European and Australian console editions of the game, a screen shown during certain censored scenes. These ones, to be precise. Here's IGN's collection of the Stick of Truth moments too offensive for our Euro-buddies to see.

Now, we can't remember the last time a game commanded us to hit the A button to clench our sphincter. Or commended us for having incredible control of our assholes. Still, if we're ever kidnapped by aliens and plugged into one of their nefarious butt-probing machines, we'll know what to do. And we'll thank The Stick of Truth then. But until that day, we're just weirded out.



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