Henry Cavill Mourns the Loss of His Glorious Mustache (VIDEO)

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brian-mcgee - March 21, 2018


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You can say whatever you like about his interpretation of Superman, but Henry Cavill seems like a righteous dude. Everyone agrees, sportos, motorheads, geeks, bloods, sluts, waistoids, dweebies, and dickheads. In this admittedly hilarious new video the actor posted to Instagram, he shows off his best "Real Kept Men of Beverly Hills" angles while presenting us a moving tribute to his mustache, complete with a flash of a scene from Justice League.

Side note, is it too much to ask for just one still image of him, in full Superman costume, with the mustache? Like, honestly, why isn't that all over the internet? We deserve to see those pictures almost as much as we deserve the full Snyder cut. Come on, Warner Brothers, release those tapes! Or whatever!

So yeah, Henry Cavill's alright in my book. This moved him up a notch. If he keeps this up, he might stand alongside Jon Hamm and Chris Hemsworth in my Hall of Surprisingly Funny Hunks. Bonus points if he actually edited this video himself. And thank you for not using that other Sarah McLachlan song. The one that makes us think about puppies shivering in the cold. That song can go to hell and die.