Hello, 2013 Miss USA Contestants

Say what you want about Donald Trump – he's an egomaniacal monster with hair that was scraped off the floor of an animal kill shelter or he's a brilliant social troll who knows how to keep his name relevant my pushing the buttons of easily enraged buffoons for the sake of his stale TV show – but without him and his love for hot, young women, we wouldn't have the Miss USA pageant to pretend to care about each year.

And Trump doesn't need to send his girls on goodwill tours or have them perform shows for people, not when they have bikinis and Las Vegas pools at their disposal, as they did yesterday when they showed up at the GO Pool inside the Flamingo Hotel and Casino. Sure, they probably all have at least pink eye now, but still… how the hell are ya, Miss Nevada?

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