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Happy Birthday: Your Annual Reminder that Emmy Rossum is Sex On Two Legs

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brian-mcgee - September 12, 2018

Nothing against the one-legged women of the world, but Emmy Rossum is sex on two legs. I sincerely hope that no one takes offense at that, because it was meant as a compliment, not an insult by exclusion.

Look, let's start over. It was originally titled ...Emmy Rossum is Sex on Legs. That, to me, felt like a potential insult to anyone or anything without legs. Better to exclude the one-legged folks than the no-legged folks, I suppose.

This isn't going well. I've tried reworking this whole thing with Emmy Rossum and Sex and Legs a couple of times now and it's not working out. I feel like no matter what sort of combination of those words I use, I end up excluding someone, and that sort of thing just isn't my bag, baby.

I was quoting Austin Powers, damn it. I'm not demeaning anyone through my use of the word baby. I was using a dated reference as a means of making a joke and it obviously backfired in spectacular fashion. Maybe a Borat joke would've been more tasteful.

You know what, I'm done here. Enjoy Emmy Rossum's sexiest pics in honor of her 32nd birthday!

Want to see the best nude stuff from Emmy Rossum? Mr. Skin delivers over on EgoAllstars! 

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